The Classifieds Meme

[concierge]

(A Test Drive meme with a little Most Wanted flavor.)

Instructions:

1. Comment with a fake classified ad from your character. It could be a personal ad (if your character is looking for someone specific, like a canon mate, or someone in general for friendship/romance), seeking employment or anything else, selling something...basically anything relevant. (Here are some funny or bizare examples of ads: one, two, and of course there's always the potential horror of Craigslist.)

2. Have your character reply to other ads that pertain to them or spark their interest, and go from there!

ANY character can leave an ad or reply to an ad, whether they are already part of all_inclusive or not! You can use this meme as a test drive for potential characters, to request canon mates, or just to have fun! :)

Comments

[prettysure]

[Might as well use my same example!]

SWF science lover seeking awkward-but-endearing boy in tights. Reptile enthusiasts need not apply.

[not_lost]

WANTED: Attractive male partner for friendly, no-strings romp with sexy-but-busy female twenty-something. Please no creepers or relationship-seekers. Must bathe daily.

[rangerbecket]

I just got out of the shower ten minutes ago. Am I clean enough or do you need me to wash behind my ears again?

[divinestsense]

FOUND: 1 copy of "101 Uses for Grease: Expanded Edition" with inscription on the inside reading Property of S. Snape. Looks to have an abnormally large nose imprint between the pages of the hair care section. To claim, please send 2 galleons shipping to Mr. P. Foot, esq, care of the front desk.

[prongsdefiant]

Are you really expecting him to claim it, though? I say we send it collect on delivery.

[prongsdefiant]

Wanted: 1 bird, ginger preferred but not required.

[deepmagic]

I really can't decide whether I ought to be relieved or insulted by this.

[prettysure]

I am so confused right now. And maybe a little worried for the avian population.

[tobearwitness]

Required: One investigation partner, experience in supernatural matters and knowledge of scripture preferred.

[vampire_shield]

Vegetarian Vampire: Seeking same. Shapeshifters also welcome.

[notgivingyourmoneyback]

What the fuck is a 'vegetarian' vampire?

[ogunquit_girl]

Plague survivor seeks laconic Texan for promise-keeping duties. Other Boulder residents accepted with open arms. Former Ogunquit survivors need not apply

[digyourman]

You're breaking my heart, here, Frannie.

[kuno_ichi]

Kunoichi-in-training seeks pizza-loving amphibious ninjas for adventure-having, mystery-solving and world-saving. Must provide proof of prior greenness.

[notgivingyourmoneyback]

Wanted: one law degree-lacking, eidetic memory-having associate attorney with too much interest in his own personal life and one fucking amazing red-head secretary.

[wearethehunters]

Not wanted: A friend who knows anything about the Kaiju War and offers validation based on battle prowess.

SWM. Could use a mate to get some beer or something. Knowledge of Australian Rules Football a plus.

[kaiju_groupie]

You know people can totally still see the crossed out parts, right?

[weighted_reality]

Wanted: Sane man. One, Mr. Eames, need not apply.

[seeorseem]

I'm wounded, you know.

[almightythor]

Wanted: Warriors Three, most definitely the Lady Sif.

[three_two_one]

Wanted: One gruff, irascible police detective with a partially open mind and fluency in sarcasm. Former special forces with grudges also acceptable.

[kaiju_groupie]

Wanted: lab mate and/or companion to talk about Kaiju and other assorted extra-dimensional creatures. Jerks with canes need not apply.

[theprodigaldoctor]

Unfortunately, I tend to find when you tell the jerks with canes to stay out, it only doubles their willingness to be in.

[legendthatwas]

Extra-dimensional creatures, yes. Lab, yes. Is the kaiju part a dealbreaker? Because I don't know what it is, I'm afraid.

[legendthatwas]

SBF: Londoner, 20s, ISO negotiable-but-of-age M, for adventure, banter, and clever chat. Must be able to handle weird shit and emotional baggage. Baggage of own entirely acceptable.

[malachai]

Good to know.